What is it?
You’re a Cubs fan, but sometimes they drive you crazy. So give us one smart* sentence — your Rant — about the Cubs. If we like it, we’ll publish it (along with your name) in a Cubs Fan Report.

What does a good Rant look like?
Good Rant: “You can’t phonetically spell Albert Pujols without using HGH.”

Good Rant: “The only thing more shocking than Carlos Silva’s start this season is how much uglier those Cardinal uniforms get every year.”

And here’s a bad Rant: “Soriano, you blow!” (Not to say we don’t think you have a point, but while it might pass for thoughtful discourse on the South Side, this ain’t the Cell.)

How do I submit my Rant?
It’s easy. Here’s how:
1) “Like” Cubs Fan Report on Facebook.
2) Look for the daily Rant thread.
3) Add your Rant to the comments.

Why should I do this?
1) You can combine your cleverness and your Cubs fandom in one fell swoop.
2) Your friends (and all Cubs Fan Report subscribers) will be immensely impressed at your razor-sharp wit.
3) If we’re thoroughly entertained by your rant, you might just win a prize. You wouldn’t turn down a pair of Cubs tickets for 2 minutes of effort, would you?

Cubs Fan Report reserves the right to make minor edits to Rants before publication. (We don’t really WANT to muck around with your work, but sometimes the funniest stuff doesn’t quite fit or has bad grammar. But if it’s good to go, we’ll run it as is.)

*Don’t be a Sox fan… be clever. If it’s smart enough, we’ll publish it.